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'The Internet is over'
says Prince in 2010

Obviously, I'm as shocked as everyone else to
learn that the game is up for online communication and commerce. I'd
expected the system to be more stable and to have a good few years
in it yet. However, who am I to question a pop idol from the 1980s?
Not hardly nobody, that's who.
In fact, my website used to live here. For
years it seemed more solid than quite hard trees and was, in many
ways, metaphorical granite.
However, what's relevant today may be history
tomorrow and irrelevant twaddle the day after that. From then on
it's pretty much downhill.
These days we want our information so current
that people start off reading it with excitement, laughing at our
up-to-the-minute innovative thought, only to delete the same message
contemptuously even as they finish.
In fact, I'm tired of the first paragraph of
this article already and may delete it. Prince is a great
entertainer and oddball in a long tradition of weird types in the
field of music but (a) his belief that nobody is going to download
his material would lack credibility to even a child nerd, and (b)
this whole topic is getting really old now.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be: it used to
be cheese.

Cheese
Let's leave this topic alone and move on to
the next before we get bogged down and committed to endlessly
repeated analysis of it. All we really need is for someone to
Twitter-textually-tweet us on Face-blog-book before the next breath
enters our nostrils. |